text message from my little brother:
my political science professor took a non-biased shit underneath the driver's seat of your car so that you don't know about it until you're like 5 minutes from home.
How can I even begin to answer that?
About Me
- megan elizabeth
- "A certain man," said Rex, as he turned round the corner with Margot, "once lost a diamond cuff-link in the wide blue sea, and twenty years later, on the exact day, a Friday apparently, he was eating a large fish-but there was no diamond inside. That's what I like about coincidence."
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